Long have I studied the ancient texts. Many nights I've buried my nose in crumbling Sumerian texts struggling to understand the myths and legends of long ago.
 
Much I've learned and much I've forgotten, but I promise you this:
 
Not all unicorns have wings
 
Not all unicorns have stripes
 
And, not all unicorns have hooves, but some of them have claws and are not to be messed with in this realm or the realms beyond our understanding.
 
Purple tiger striped unicorn wings